Vonknillfot is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, unselfish dryad.

Vonknillfot created a bottom quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vonknillfot, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vonknillfot, she will cry a lot.

Vonknillfot's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Vonknillfot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always treat swans with great respect.

3. Never fashion tools from wood.

4. Never eat figs.

5. Never wear turquoise boots on sacred days.