Legbabbopfab is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, dishonourable fox.

Legbabbopfab created water six million years ago.

If you believe in Legbabbopfab, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Legbabbopfab, it will turn you into a rock.

Legbabbopfab's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Legbabbopfab's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

2. Worship no other gods but Legbabbopfab.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.