Cedcud is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, merciful snake.

Cedcud created silver seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cedcud, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cedcud, it will turn you into a dog.

Cedcud's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Cedcud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear yellow clothing.

2. Never chant in holy places.

3. Never run in the presence of tortoises.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.