Gedbadjam is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, kind faun.

Gedbadjam created the planet Earth three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gedbadjam, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gedbadjam, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Gedbadjam's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Gedbadjam's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not speak about pineapples.

4. Never paint your neck blue.

5. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.