Kab Henfotwap is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, wise otter.

Kab Henfotwap created humankind nine million years ago.

If you believe in Kab Henfotwap, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Kab Henfotwap, she will have a low opinion of you.

Kab Henfotwap's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Kab Henfotwap's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt sharks.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always remove corsets before touching iron.