Gud is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, annoying naga.

Gud created the world four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gud, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gud, he will turn you into a worm.

Gud's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Gud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Turtles are not to be trusted.

3. Always help sick voles.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.

5. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.