Capvegpig is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, tiresome manatee.

Capvegpig created a Higgs boson two years ago.

If you believe in Capvegpig, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Capvegpig, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Capvegpig's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Capvegpig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help dogs in need.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. Retreat if seven shrews approach from the east.

4. Do not eat melons.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.