Batnilkim is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, fast bee.

Batnilkim created the planet Venus eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Batnilkim, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Batnilkim, he will turn you into a hamster.

Batnilkim's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Batnilkim's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never wear red boots.

5. Hide if four geese approach from the south.