Doddavbissithithon is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, unsympathetic chicken.

Doddavbissithithon created snails three million years ago.

If you believe in Doddavbissithithon, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Doddavbissithithon, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Doddavbissithithon's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Doddavbissithithon's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.

3. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always obey Doddavbissithithon's priests.

5. Do not shave your back.