Bamomtfud is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, benevolent skunk.

Bamomtfud created dark matter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bamomtfud, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bamomtfud, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Bamomtfud's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Bamomtfud's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Bamomtfud.

2. Do not take Bamomtfud's name in vain.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.