Hubhubgamkon is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, charitable troll.

Hubhubgamkon created matter seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hubhubgamkon, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hubhubgamkon, he will boil you in a big pot.

Hubhubgamkon's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Hubhubgamkon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Hubhubgamkon.

3. Always wash your arms before prayer.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.