Wigstikhub is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, narcissistic gnu.

Wigstikhub created the Sunflower Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wigstikhub, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Wigstikhub, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Wigstikhub's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Wigstikhub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never write about photosynthesis.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.

5. Do not commit murder.