Jigtargdad is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, uncaring warg.

Jigtargdad created the Sombrero Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Jigtargdad, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Jigtargdad, it will boil you in a big pot.

Jigtargdad's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Jigtargdad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never sing in autumn.

3. Do not prepare pineapples while wearing skirts.

4. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Jigtargdad in the centre of the settlement.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.