Botyartgabtimbodgatyarllun is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, strong skunk.

Botyartgabtimbodgatyarllun created the planet Earth seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Botyartgabtimbodgatyarllun, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Botyartgabtimbodgatyarllun, he will not care at all.

Botyartgabtimbodgatyarllun's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Botyartgabtimbodgatyarllun's Holy Commandments

1. Never discuss deoxyribonucleic acid in public assemblies.

2. Never hurt voles.

3. Do not jump at rivers.

4. Do not wear hats marked with orange.

5. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.