Lengamdib is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, contented hedgehog.

Lengamdib created the solar system five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lengamdib, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Lengamdib, he will turn you into a tree.

Lengamdib's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Lengamdib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep three moths in a large pit.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not consume rice at dawn.

4. Do not count beyond seven during ceremonies.

5. Pray only in moonlight.