Mongepstermip is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, self-assured fly.

Mongepstermip created the planet Mars three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mongepstermip, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Mongepstermip, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Mongepstermip's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Mongepstermip's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Mongepstermip six times a day.

2. Do not wear blue clothing.

3. Never eat cherries.

4. Do not speak about lemons.

5. Never talk about cell theory.