Stertargdit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, sage whale.

Stertargdit created gold five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stertargdit, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Stertargdit, she will come to you in dreams.

Stertargdit's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Stertargdit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce in public.

2. Do not wear gold on your body.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Learn six new languages a year.