Fagbopsid is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, ruthless goose.

Fagbopsid created the planet Jupiter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fagbopsid, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fagbopsid, she will refuse to believe in you.

Fagbopsid's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Fagbopsid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear carbon on your body.

2. Do not kill foxes.

3. Tapirs are not to be trusted.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never write about amino acids.