Kopfligyog is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, duplicitous troll.

Kopfligyog created the Sunflower Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kopfligyog, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Kopfligyog, he will destroy your home solar system.

Kopfligyog's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Kopfligyog's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about quantum mechanics.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never sing in the presence of elders.

5. Do not commit murder.