Nurkarflat is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, wise horse.

Nurkarflat created life eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurkarflat, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nurkarflat, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Nurkarflat's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Nurkarflat's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.

3. Do not keep four swans in a large pit.

4. Never go into yellow rooms.

5. Always pray immersed in water.