Vigruttzed is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, flying swallow.

Vigruttzed created the Sun two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vigruttzed, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Vigruttzed, she will turn you into a rock.

Vigruttzed's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Vigruttzed's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into black rooms.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Worship no other gods but Vigruttzed.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never look at asteroids.