Kamhatstragsadjadhiv is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, compassionate sheep.

Kamhatstragsadjadhiv created humanity three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kamhatstragsadjadhiv, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Kamhatstragsadjadhiv, she will ignore you.

Kamhatstragsadjadhiv's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Kamhatstragsadjadhiv's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat parsnips.

2. Do not kill mice.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Do not contemplate ultrasonics during the night.

5. Kamhatstragsadjadhiv loves manatees, so they must be respected.