Tamveenfob is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, unselfish otter.

Tamveenfob created light six million years ago.

If you believe in Tamveenfob, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tamveenfob, he will turn you into a mole.

Tamveenfob's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Tamveenfob's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not prepare figs while filled with joy.

3. Never feed lots of apples to doves while wearing indigo trousers.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Do not name children after seals.