Bassbinwadrowbogvan is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, emotional fox.

Bassbinwadrowbogvan created the Sol system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bassbinwadrowbogvan, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bassbinwadrowbogvan, he will come to you in dreams.

Bassbinwadrowbogvan's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Bassbinwadrowbogvan's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Never think about dark matter near cats while wearing cyan shoes and balancing five titanium spheres on your face.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always wear plain tights during rituals.