Larggatdud is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, confident finch.

Larggatdud created a down quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larggatdud, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Larggatdud, he will be mildly annoyed.

Larggatdud's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Larggatdud's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Larggatdud in the centre of the settlement.

2. Hide if four sheep approach from the south.

3. Do not take Larggatdud's name in vain.

4. Always look after injured geese.

5. Do not covet oxen.
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