Hugnullbarn is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, all-knowing octopus.

Hugnullbarn created a down quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Hugnullbarn, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hugnullbarn, he will send you a sign.

Hugnullbarn's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Hugnullbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare garlic during autumn.

2. Always act with humility when addressing elders.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not study cell theory on holy days.