Limtiglan is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, ruthless gerbil.

Limtiglan created a charm quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Limtiglan, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Limtiglan, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Limtiglan's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Limtiglan's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never point your hands toward the south during prayer.

4. Do not take Limtiglan's name in vain.

5. Always take life seriously.