Yakgethan is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, bad-tempered swallow.

Yakgethan created the planet Earth six million years ago.

If you believe in Yakgethan, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Yakgethan, she will come to you in dreams.

Yakgethan's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Yakgethan's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Yakgethan's priests.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.

3. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Put Yakgethan first in all things.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.