Nibominyik is a god.
She takes the form of a small, astonishing
finch.
Nibominyik created the Milkyway three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Nibominyik, she will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Nibominyik, she will destroy your home solar system.
Nibominyik's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.
Nibominyik's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about ultrasonics.
2. Respect your elders.
3. Never wear violet coats.
4. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.
5. Run away from brown frogs, for they are unholy.