Fadkomnadkippogponquam is a god.
It takes the form of a very heavy, unjust
tapir.
Fadkomnadkippogponquam created gold three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Fadkomnadkippogponquam, it will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Fadkomnadkippogponquam, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.
Fadkomnadkippogponquam's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.
Fadkomnadkippogponquam's Holy Commandments1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.
2. Never hurt turtles.
3. Fadkomnadkippogponquam loves doves, so they must be honoured.
4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.
5. Do not keep six birds in a large pit.