Sterboddut is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, able jellyfish.

Sterboddut created energy three million years ago.

If you believe in Sterboddut, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Sterboddut, she will manifest in front of you.

Sterboddut's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Sterboddut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not fashion tools from gold.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Heed all portents.

5. Never pray while filled with fear.