Nellgedstignurl is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, all-knowing tapir.

Nellgedstignurl created a quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nellgedstignurl, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nellgedstignurl, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Nellgedstignurl's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Nellgedstignurl's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not eat spinach.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nellgedstignurl.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.