Lenfatciss is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, compassionate centaur.

Lenfatciss created a quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Lenfatciss, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Lenfatciss, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Lenfatciss' most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Lenfatciss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

2. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never hurt shrews.

5. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.