Dosstindib is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, able centaur.

Dosstindib created humanity eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dosstindib, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dosstindib, it will torture you forever.

Dosstindib's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Dosstindib's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear black coats.

2. Hide from cyan pigs for they are unholy.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dosstindib.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.