Citgenniggub is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, egotistical badger.

Citgenniggub created gold two billion years ago.

If you believe in Citgenniggub, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Citgenniggub, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Citgenniggub's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Citgenniggub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Hide if six birds approach from the west.

5. Do not keep nine squirrels in a large pit.