Fumgunfub is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, awe-inspiring hyena.

Fumgunfub created a Higgs boson twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fumgunfub, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fumgunfub, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Fumgunfub's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Fumgunfub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gold on your body.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.

3. Put Fumgunfub first in all things.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. You must love Fumgunfub.