Gudgillam is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, effective squirrel.

Gudgillam created energy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudgillam, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gudgillam, it will send minions to preach to you.

Gudgillam's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Gudgillam's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear pink tights.

2. Do not name children after gulls.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always obey Gudgillam's priests.

5. Never discuss deoxyribonucleic acid in public assemblies.