Gubgephab Kadmonflag is a god.

She takes the form of a large, bad-tempered wyrm.

Gubgephab Kadmonflag created energy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gubgephab Kadmonflag, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gubgephab Kadmonflag, she will have a low opinion of you.

Gubgephab Kadmonflag's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Gubgephab Kadmonflag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

2. Always help snails in need.

3. Never write about photosynthesis.

4. Do not eat aubergines.

5. Never discuss chromosomes in public assemblies.