Stafnelgum is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, confident clam.

Stafnelgum created time and space five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stafnelgum, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Stafnelgum, she will turn you into a plant.

Stafnelgum's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Stafnelgum's Holy Commandments

1. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.

2. Do not place parsnips upon stone.

3. Shun those given to greed.

4. Always count to four before sleeping.

5. Never look in ponds.