Bannurtcatyimdoss is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, capable unicorn.

Bannurtcatyimdoss created the Black Eye Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bannurtcatyimdoss, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bannurtcatyimdoss, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Bannurtcatyimdoss' most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Bannurtcatyimdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Always help capybaras.

2. Never eat lemons.

3. Never talk about galaxies.

4. Never feed lots of melons to monkeys while wearing yellow jumpers.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bannurtcatyimdoss.