Pongubgidvidfub is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, temperamental crow.

Pongubgidvidfub created a charm quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pongubgidvidfub, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Pongubgidvidfub, she will be very unhappy.

Pongubgidvidfub's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Pongubgidvidfub's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never sit in holy places.

5. Never talk about special relativity near swans while wearing indigo coats.