Cissnul is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, sage skunk.

Cissnul created bats eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cissnul, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cissnul, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Cissnul's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Cissnul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill great tits.

2. Do not keep four gulls in a large pit.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Put Cissnul first in all things.