Bumsadapp is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, quiet dragonfly.

Bumsadapp created the cosmos seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bumsadapp, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bumsadapp, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Bumsadapp's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Bumsadapp's Holy Commandments

1. Bumsadapp must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dolphins.

5. Never mention birds.