Bapnibhen is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, temperamental wombat.

Bapnibhen created humanity seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bapnibhen, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bapnibhen, he will think nothing of it.

Bapnibhen's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Bapnibhen's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather six whales near doors.

2. Always help dolphins.

3. Tapirs are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always maintain patience during fasting days.

5. Pray towards the south.