Satdobcid is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, quiet donkey.

Satdobcid created the planet Jupiter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Satdobcid, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Satdobcid, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Satdobcid's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Satdobcid's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Never wear cyan stockings.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not eat limes.