Fuddidkom is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, sapient octopus.

Fuddidkom created everything that exists two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fuddidkom, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fuddidkom, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Fuddidkom's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Fuddidkom's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant red sculpture of Fuddidkom in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always help sick manatees.

3. Worship no other gods but Fuddidkom.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.