Kadhitbop is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, kind dog.

Kadhitbop created a strange quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Kadhitbop, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Kadhitbop, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Kadhitbop's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Kadhitbop's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at dawn.

2. Never think about ultrasonics.

3. Do not wear carbon on your body.

4. Never speak the names of asteroids aloud.

5. Never eat green fruit.