Jabjabhak is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, smart hyena.

Jabjabhak created Asia two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jabjabhak, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Jabjabhak, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Jabjabhak's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Jabjabhak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about cherries.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

3. You must pray to Jabjabhak five times a day.

4. Hide if six mites approach from the north.

5. Never play with disobedient children.