Begbifyog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, all-powerful hippopotamus.

Begbifyog created oxygen four years ago.

If you believe in Begbifyog, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Begbifyog, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Begbifyog's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Begbifyog's Holy Commandments

1. Begbifyog loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.

2. Feed all hungry ants.

3. Heed all signs.

4. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.

5. Never touch ash while unclean.