Cisscemlarnlikwikpod is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, merciful zebra.

Cisscemlarnlikwikpod created humankind seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cisscemlarnlikwikpod, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cisscemlarnlikwikpod, it will jump up and down on your head.

Cisscemlarnlikwikpod's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Cisscemlarnlikwikpod's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never think about solid mechanics near capybaras while wearing gray shoes and balancing six silicon spheres on your neck.

4. Never feed gooseberries to dogs while wearing ear rings.

5. You must never eat beans.