Kimpanyokbiggebcebhug is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, proud skunk.

Kimpanyokbiggebcebhug created the universe four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kimpanyokbiggebcebhug, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Kimpanyokbiggebcebhug, he will turn you into a hamster.

Kimpanyokbiggebcebhug's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Kimpanyokbiggebcebhug's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always look after injured grasshopers.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never hurt squirrels.

5. Do not dye your hair gray.