Kimpanyokbiggebcebhug
is a god.
He takes the form of an enormous, proud
skunk
.
Kimpanyokbiggebcebhug
created the universe four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Kimpanyokbiggebcebhug
, he will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Kimpanyokbiggebcebhug
, he will turn you into a hamster.
Kimpanyokbiggebcebhug's
most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.
Kimpanyokbiggebcebhug's Holy Commandments
1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
2. Always look after injured grasshopers.
3. Fast once a month.
4. Never hurt squirrels.
5. Do not dye your hair gray.
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