Vidlopgessgidnegben is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, boastful manatee.

Vidlopgessgidnegben created the Large Magellanic Cloud five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vidlopgessgidnegben, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Vidlopgessgidnegben, it will throw large rocks at you.

Vidlopgessgidnegben's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Vidlopgessgidnegben's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat parsnips.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vidlopgessgidnegben.

5. Fast once a month.