Benhig is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, capable raven.

Benhig created light four million years ago.

If you believe in Benhig, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Benhig, he will destroy your home solar system.

Benhig's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Benhig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep nine swans in a large pit.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near badgers while wearing fawn tights and balancing six carbon spheres on your feet.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Benhig in the centre of the settlement.