Hombemmid is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely large, sage
goat.
Hombemmid created the Sunflower Galaxy six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Hombemmid, he will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Hombemmid, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.
Hombemmid's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.
Hombemmid's Holy Commandments1. Do not stand on grass.
2. Show mercy to disobedient children.
3. Do not keep four horses in a large pit.
4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in white.
5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.