Hombemmid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, sage goat.

Hombemmid created the Sunflower Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hombemmid, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hombemmid, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Hombemmid's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Hombemmid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not keep four horses in a large pit.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.