Hammabpitarfortdid is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, charitable alligator.

Hammabpitarfortdid created oxygen six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hammabpitarfortdid, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hammabpitarfortdid, she will destroy your favourite star.

Hammabpitarfortdid's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Hammabpitarfortdid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not contemplate gravity during the night.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never skip near monkeys.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never mark doors with orange.