Zedsidyat Flygofkap is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, uncaring dingo.

Zedsidyat Flygofkap created life two billion years ago.

If you believe in Zedsidyat Flygofkap, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Zedsidyat Flygofkap, she will laugh at you.

Zedsidyat Flygofkap's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Zedsidyat Flygofkap's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never sprint in the presence of snails.

3. Never talk about whales.

4. Do not chant in public.

5. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.