Nillarntetti is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, pitiless shark.

Nillarntetti created the planet Earth seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nillarntetti, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nillarntetti, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Nillarntetti's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Nillarntetti's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.

2. Always wear yellow.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Always treat badgers with great respect.