Catvadbusjopcudbumligtan is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, grumpy wyrm.

Catvadbusjopcudbumligtan created a Higgs boson three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Catvadbusjopcudbumligtan, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Catvadbusjopcudbumligtan, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Catvadbusjopcudbumligtan's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Catvadbusjopcudbumligtan's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Retreat if seven moths approach from the east.