Ratzedsad is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, sapient sheep.

Ratzedsad created silver three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ratzedsad, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Ratzedsad, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Ratzedsad's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Ratzedsad's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ratzedsad.

2. Never feed onions to otters while wearing black coats.

3. Ratzedsad must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not drink water in pink rooms.