Tafjop is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, awe-inspiring duck.

Tafjop created a top quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Tafjop, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tafjop, she will refuse to believe in you.

Tafjop's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Tafjop's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured eagles.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never mention mice.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.