Libbonkmip is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, ruthless dragon.

Libbonkmip created time and space twelve years ago.

If you believe in Libbonkmip, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Libbonkmip, she will boil you in a big pot.

Libbonkmip's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Libbonkmip's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not eat nuts.

3. Erect nine silver sculptures of Libbonkmip on top of important buildings.

4. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Libbonkmip on top of all buildings.

5. Never eat bark.