Gemnablin is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, annoying dryad.

Gemnablin created the Andromeda Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gemnablin, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gemnablin, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gemnablin's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Gemnablin's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Gemnablin.

2. Do not kill turtles.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Erect eight zinc sculptures of Gemnablin on top of important buildings.