Kentiptip is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unthoughtful rat.

Kentiptip created a photon eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Kentiptip, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Kentiptip, he will curse you with boils.

Kentiptip's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Kentiptip's Holy Commandments

1. Always help cats in need.

2. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Kentiptip in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never think about gravity near sheep while wearing magenta trousers and balancing four iron spheres on your feet.

4. Never talk about photosynthesis.

5. Never think about black holes.
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