Bintiggub is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, grumpy mongoose.

Bintiggub created Mount Everest three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bintiggub, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bintiggub, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Bintiggub's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Bintiggub's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never approach mountains carrying stone.

3. Always treat tapirs with great respect.

4. Hide from brown monkeys for they are unholy.

5. Never hurt turtles.