Tambastzod is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, resourceful wolf.

Tambastzod created the Milkyway twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tambastzod, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tambastzod, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Tambastzod's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Tambastzod's Holy Commandments

1. Put Tambastzod first in all things.

2. Do not speak about parsnips.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not take Tambastzod's name in vain.