Fadhonvadfem is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, contented fox.

Fadhonvadfem created the Cigar Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fadhonvadfem, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fadhonvadfem, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Fadhonvadfem's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Fadhonvadfem's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat tomatoes.

2. Never paint your arms blue.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fadhonvadfem.

4. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Fadhonvadfem in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never talk about fire.