Tapjabbud is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, dishonourable eagle.

Tapjabbud created life two million years ago.

If you believe in Tapjabbud, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Tapjabbud, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Tapjabbud's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Tapjabbud's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never think about quantum gravity.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not hurt geese.