Tapjabbud is a god.
It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, dishonourable
eagle.
Tapjabbud created life two million years ago.
If you believe in
Tapjabbud, it will approve.
If you do not believe in
Tapjabbud, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.
Tapjabbud's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.
Tapjabbud's Holy Commandments1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
2. Never think about quantum gravity.
3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
4. Never eat bark.
5. Do not hurt geese.